Sunday, August 9, 2009

BREAKING: Whizzlr Alpha Delayed

TeamWhiz regrettably announces a slight delay in the deployment of Whizzlr Alpha.

Neck-deep in code, CTO Alvo Stockman reports, "It's not easy to change the world in just one weekend, so just hold your horses and get the f*ck out of my face as I finish this revolutionary sh!t."

Team Diplomat Alvis Brigis reassures, "Rest assured, Alvo stressing does not diminish the fact that Whizzlr Alpha will launch at some point prior to the GTUG Campout Demo Session, where it will bring smiles to many faces and silence the shouts of all the Wave haters out there. We can see the light at the end of the tunnel."

On a more positive note, TeamWhiz Creative Director Alex Hagelis heralds, "We've finally got the icon working. It may seem like one small step for Wave, but it's a giant step for future Whizzlrs everywhere."

Hagelis is careful to remind us that "this is simply not your typical whiz":


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